Red Room of Posh

The hot commodity, Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James, spiced up the lives of couples everywhere. Allowed women to speak up about what they liked in the bedroom, and - ahem - the rest of the house. It also opened the doors on the topic of sex among friends. Sex is kosher, as long as it stays in the bedroom and between the involved partners, otherwise it's Taboo. Now, it seems like sex is being discussed more and more openly between friends, colleagues and strangers in public places like the coffee shop, office and grocery store. 

This has all reminded me of the movie Pleasantville (1998), starring Reese Witherspoon and Toby Maguire. When siblings, played by Witherspoon and Maguire, get transported into the life of the 50s television show Pleasantville, they begin to enlighten the once simple, black and white lives of the small town. When one became enlightened in their own unique way, a part, or whole, of them became colored. For instance, a kiss transformed bland, colorless lips to a shocking apple red.

I see metaphoric butterflies all around as a result of this book. 

All this said, I can't help but wonder about the lengths that men and women go through to please one another today. Contracts. That was the first object of foreplay of which the main male character Christian introduced to his and Ann's relationship. How about something a little more flavorful and a lot less business like. Natural ingredients, such as the ones found in Lil' Miss Frisky, with Mandarin and Lime to get the girl in the mood is something a couple can do together or a girl can enjoy before going out or to bed. Commence brow wagging. Before exiting the bath, loosen her muscles with the Sha-Bang hot salt muscle scrub. Afterwards, turn her to mush with the Funky Fingers massage balm filled with exotic natural fragrances.

Our species used to rely on pheromones and natural selection. Now, even biology needs a little push.What about the foreplay before the foreplay? The stuff a girl does at home before leaving the house. Before meeting the guy. Going to her basket of Perfectly Posh pampering products, to make her skin as flawless as can be, she can  use the Stripper mud mask, all over her body. Assuring her legs are not just prickly free, but smooth to the touch, a good Sugar Fix will do the trick. If an imperfection is discovered, a swipe of the Purifier or Healer stick will keep it at bay. Cap the moisturizing with a good Slather, making sure her hands are always supple and ready for hand holding. A Mister catches a guy by his nose. While the Perfectly Posh's natural LipShot Glosses keep lips inviting and kissable all night long. And Blushing Cheek Sticks amp it up even more. 

Get your Red Room of Posh and Date Night baskets today. You and your 'Christian' will enjoy them.